My Almost Date with Jackie Mason
My Almost Date With Jackie Mason (this was published in different form in New York Newsday, Sept. 6, 1991) DREAM DATE In 1991, I spotted...
AN ODE TO PASSOVER/EASTER PAST
AN ODE TO PASSOVER/EASTER PAST On Easter Sundays when I was young Dad took my sister and me to the zoo To participate in the egg hunts We...


SOME ENCHANTED OSCAR
SOME ENCHANTED OSCAR (and other things I experienced, read, and saw in the last two weeks) I am a little postpartum-y. My spring NYU...


MY CAREER AS A COMEDIENNE
I made my debut as a stand-up comedienne twenty seven years ago shortly after Michael, an actor, and I became friends. We met at an...


Five Things I Read, Saw, and Experienced the First Twelve Days of March
Five Things I Read, Saw, and Experienced the First Twelve Days of March Did that NY Times article (March 2) “A Twist on Posthumous...


THE JOYS OF NOT DOING YOGA
THE JOYS OF NOT DOING YOGA At the beginning of February, I tried yoga. Again. Years ago, I took yoga classes. My not-too-flexible body...
In 39 Words or Less…
Whitney’s singing to angels in heaven Jeremy L. is shooting hoops and on his toes Like most white girls, I can’t jump. Or sing. I do My...


Valentines to Boys and Men Who’ve Mattered
Hoping Cupid's Quiver Contains Lots of Extra Arrows By NANCY DAVIDOFF KELTON MANY boys and men have found their way into my heart. These...
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR $6,000 (without pictures of either)
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, A TOOTH FOR $6,OOO Last March, I got a new tooth and a new eye. The eye—okay, a lens—involved one renown surgeon, my...


MY STUDENTS / MYSELF
MY STUDENTS / MYSELF (and Elmore Leonard) This photo of my second grade class and me was taken 40 years ago. Ten children pictured here...